What do ya mean I'm henpecked?
It don't cost practically nuthin to feed her. She eats like a bird.
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She's a good lay...
Tell me have you heard about the bird? Bird, bird, bird, bird is word.
....yeah, I know, but we need the eggs...
I'm dreading the day when she fly's the nest...
Oh she's alright, but got a cock of a brother though...
So for a laugh you said to the Genie give my mate a big cock...
Your f**king mad you are! Don't you know there's a smoking ban?
Have you never seen kill it, cook it, eat it? The wife's knocking up a great chicken dish while I take the dog for a walk.
I'm real nervous Phil, it's my first day at that Taxidermist place and they said to bring in something you've been stuffing...so I've brought Tweety here along for moral support.
Had her out last night right, all spread eagled...
Jamie Oliver's stamp down on the Turkey Twizzler has been the ruin of Maisy here...
Maisy here's in the catering business. She's looking for work to pick up around Christmas time.
LIONEL: Here's that throat medicine you wanted.
BARRY: Cheers mate, my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrot's cage this morning.
LIONEL: I'm not surprised, I'd heard you'd had a cockatoo in it last night.
Want to see my dog lay an egg?
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And as ever, thx all
"They're bloody lazy gits at that KFC..." - Dolly Dagger
When I said slip it in a game bird's drink, I didn't meant that! - Marc P
My Cock is so big I have to drag it behind me! – Deferenz
I hope you don't mind but I had to drag me bird along. – Tuumble
Have you never seen kill it, cook it, eat it? The wife's knocking up a great chicken dish while I take the dog for a walk. - bigfella
OK, that'll be it for this week, the 8 pics with 5 gags each are to be forwarded on... in hope!
As soon as I know anyhthing regarding those being sent out I'll be intouch. (been told to expect upto 2 weeks)
Shall indulge with more hopefully next week.
Thanks again to everyone, I've had some seriously good laughs reading 'em all
Wa-heey! I made the shortlist!
It was beginning to get personal 
All sent, now to cross fingers and be patient.
Yay! I made the last five. I am genuinely thrilled at this. There was some seriously good replies from everyone.
Def.