I was just taking Colin for a walk when I saw you on the other side of the road....
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And a quadruple whisky for the chicken. Saves me a fortune in pickled eggs.
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I see you've pulled a right turkey!
He's an orphan,he came from Cockfosters.
Def.
She's gone stir crazy mate...
I plucked her four times last night mate!...
Had to get out,been feeling fowl all day.
I hope you don't mind but I had to drag me bird along.
These foreign birds are so easy to impress...
So you like my new mail order bride eh? She's from Turkey...
Man on Right: Why are'nt you dressed up, the fancy dress theme was polititions
Man on Left: I am. I'm Two Fags. What about you?
Man On Right: Craggy Hatcher
You should have seen the bloke who just left, he had a Rabbit on his head.
Man on Left: Do your impression of the chickens eyebrows again Dave
Listen, if you see a man in a white suit and white moustache, tell me alright. He's been gunning after my chick for ages...
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 16 2009, 1:53 PM GMTCan you teach me how to pull the birds
Good one Fred. 
It's a St. Bernard Matthews.
Quote: random @ January 16 2009, 1:51 PM GMTPic No8
Guy with the fag: Where did you get him?
Chicken: I won him in a raffle