British Comedy Guide

Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 7 Page 5

This rabbit on my head is making me jumpy!

...Then I said Daniels your magic is crap and walked out.

The special effects on the remake of Watership Down left a lot to be desired.

It was the most unusual case of piles the vet had seen.

Art Garfunkel is a serious method singer, he took his work home with him...

Look a job's a job. How fast do greyhounds run?

You know how you have a terrible fear of rabbits. Well I have some bad news for you...

I see you're still against killing animals for their fur

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Thx :)

Damn, another very tricky one to cut down... but have done just that.

My selected 5 are as follows:

Thx again to everyone.

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When Clive said he'd had a bunny girl sat on his face all night, he was being literal. - Dolly Dagger

I woke up this morning and there it was! A bloke growing out my ass! - Nil Putters

My Wife asked for a Rampant Rabbit, and this was the liveliest one they had. - Fred Sunshine

It's a two way thing with Fluffles here. He keeps my head warm, and I provide instant relief for his itchy anus... - Eden Carter

Oh the rabbit's alright, it's the ferret in my trousers that's doing my nut. - Marc P

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Nice, I'm enjoying these!

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