Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 7 Page 4

January Fool!!!

Bub, the rabbit, found a great way to elude a hunter's shot, was to creep up a hunter's back and perch directly on his head. But this time the jig might be up..

Well, off the top of my head, I'd say a rabbit!

All day long I've had this eerie feeling, that there's something hanging over me and that something warm and furry was going to slide down the side of my face at any minute. Ever feel like that?

I'm sure the hair/hare joke has been done plenty of times but I'm too lazy to check. How about...

"Nice harepiece."

Percy was explaining his latest harebrained scheme.

I guess its more 'hare' you know rather than 'who'...

That's a crap Easter Bonnet - where's the Cadbury's Cream Egg?

How am I? That's a good question. I lost my job and found binge drinking. I've just woken up in my clothes and now there's a pink rabbit tap dancing on my head...So, yeah, I say I'm just about perfect, Fred. And you?

Listen mate, about the girlfriend trouble. When I said thump her...

When u rang and said you had a pink loafer, I thought you were going to show off your shoes...

He's a performer. He's in the musical "HARE!"

RABBIT: 'Hey presto, I can pull a human out of my arse.'

MIKE: Has she got any mates?

I was a whisker away from pulling her twin too...

I used to have one of those for a wig. I now prefer to use shredded wheat.

I thought you said it was your missus who rabbits on.