A typical middle class household at breakfast time, wife is preparing breakfast and husband is reading the paper.
Man : Good God.
Woman : Derek! Blasphemy!
Man : Sorry Gertie. I just can't believe this story.
Woman : What is it?
Man : A child has been taken into care in America. Guess why?
Woman : I have no idea.
Man : Go on guess.
Woman : Well I would think it was something......you know...sexual.
Man : No. Guess again.
Woman : Oh Derek. I have no time for games. I've got to get the soiling out of your underpants in a minute. Tell me.
Man: It was his name.
Woman : His name?
Man : Yeap he was called Adolf Hitler.
Crosses herself.
Woman : Holy Mother of God.
Man: Poor little bastard.
Woman : Derek! I will not have language in this house.
Man: Sorry Gertie, but I mean? Fancy naming a child after that swine.
Woman : Derek!
Man: Father died fighting against that fascist c**t!
Woman rips paper out of hands and slaps him round the head.
Woman : Derek, I will not. I repeat, will not have such foul language in my home.
Man: Sorry Gertie, but things like that make my blood boil.
Woman : It's understandable Derek. Now you seem to be calmer. Please call the children for their breakfast.
Man stands.
Man: Samantha! Breakfast time. And wake up Pol Pot on the way down will you.