Reg looked on glumly as after 2 weeks on the ward without so much of a ripple it transpired that Marge really had just been a fat bitch all along.
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The doctor was regretting the tuna sandwich he ate earlier for lunch...
This is what happens after Simple Simon broke her hymen.
It may have been the leak in the gas canister, but nurse Lawrence was starting to see what Mr Jacob saw so attractive in his wife...
Looking at Midwife Derek, Mr Smith now doubted the validity of 'Once you've seen one, you've seen them all.'
Mr and Mrs Jacob don't play pool often, but when they do, someone always ends up in A&E...
Ah, I can see the sky remote now. You really should work out some kind of rotor...
I love what you've done with the place
At times like these, Steven wished he had followed in his father's footsteps and been a deep sea trawler...
It was then that Nurse Lawrence asked the couple if they had pet insurance...
It wasn't that the baby looked ugly, it just didn't look human...
Pirate John wondered whether now was a good time to reveal he was actually a patient.
"I'm sorry, your child is a cold slug of dead flesh."
The good news is it's a boy! The bad news is it's Boy George! Get out of there you filthy perve !
Hmm have you ever seen Alien? Duck mr Jenkins, nice knowing you mrs Jenkins.
Bussell your's is just dark, you dark person you. Do I get a big fat bag of dicks?
It's.........Lee Henman. What are you doing in there?
What did you plan to call your new monkey Mr Jones?
The alien spaceship wondered whether now was a good time to visit.