Surgeon makes witty retort in test tube baby case.
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Ok Mr Smith I know your wife as a big fanny, but just follow the sound of my voice.
This'll be good practise for when you give Boy George an enema next week.
What do you want? Seconds?
WIFE: I know your brother's a vet Derek, but this is a bit more serious than just helping a cow give birth!
HUSBAND: Ohhhh I don't know...
When I took this job no-one told me I would have to scratch a surgeon's nose with my feet
[that's UNBELIEVABLY poor]
"Three of the biggest c**ts I've ever seen"
We all held our breath in suspense, as Rupert, the double amputee doctor, struggled manfully to deliver the baby with only his tongue.
Get an abortion off a cannibal doctor, your so f**king tight Gerald.
As Mr Smith gazed on, he wondered if this was indeed a midwife crisis.
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I look like an oven ready chicken with this dress off.
After this is done I'm going to tie your bleedin' tubes up myself!
Did you have to sign me up to that new Sex education scheme Derek?
I'm all for innovative parenting, but this goes a bit beyond just talking about the birds and the bees don't it?
If it comes out with your nose, so help me God!
Daryl you've won, you're the bestest at hide and seek, now come out ya little bastard.
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Gordon realised that he may have been a little hasty in accepting an invitation to the filming of "Mature MILF Doctors"
I've never seen a tattoo there before
It's a bit stuck. We're going to have to use tongues
Jim stood ready to cut the umbilical cord, knowing he didn't have his glasses
If this is what its going to be like every year, we are never watching Strictly Come Dancing again!
Now Miss Nula, are you certain your a virgin?
You picked the wrong moment to yawn, doctor