Quote: Marc P @ January 15 2009, 1:46 PM GMTLook at the times - simaltaneous and mine was better written!
60 seconds is all it takes to have one's intellectual property violated.
Though yours is the neater one.
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Do you mind turning away? My bath water is ready now.
Quote: random @ January 15 2009, 1:38 PM GMTPic No5
"I'll tell you what? You two just stand there while your new born son drowns!"
"Oh, you want to 'call' him Duncan"
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"Are you gonna help me with this giant cotton reel or not?"
We might not be able to call this the font of life anymore.
Half mermaid you say?
I know you might want to get married now Bob, but trust me a wife soon begins to grate on you.
Now, we don't have Helvetica. Will Arial do?
It seems everyone had come to early.
Due to a handling error, Mr And Smith's baby was Christened "Wherethef**k Isit! "
Of course I'm sweating. If the Bishop finds out I broke his favoriate pillar I'm done for.
What a minute, she's in here somewhere...
VICAR: Are you washed in the blood,
In the soul cleansing blood of the Lamb?
Are your garments spotless? Are they white as snow?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
MAN: Errr... no. We're vegetarians.
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"Underwater fisting of choirboys, now you come to ask."