British Comedy Guide

Jim and Bob

INT. PUB. TWO BLOKES AT BAR.

JIM:
How's work?

BOB:
The usual, and you?

JIM:
You know?

BOB:
Yeah, course, only too well mate.

JIM:
Quiet in here tonight.

BOB:
Dead as mate, dead as.

JIM:
Fancy another pint Bob?

BOB:
Go on then, as I often say if you're going to do something, do it right.

JIM:
Spoken like a, a, a true, hmm, true..

BOB:
Gent?

JIM:
Gent, that's it. Anyway, I meant to ask you.

BOB:
Go on.

JIM:
That thing I mentioned last week?

BOB: (shouting)
ABOUT GIVING YOUR MISSUS A GOOD ROGERING DUE TO THE FACT YOU SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND YOU DON'T WANT HER TO LEAVE YOU.

JIM:
Yeah

BOB:
I'll think about it.

Ha ha. Nice.

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