Without the chance of a slow and bloody death, Evil Knevil's stunts no longer drew the crowds.
First word: Forrest. Second word sounds like... Jump?
Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 3 Page 4
What they don't tell you is that Red Bull wears off at 2000 feet.
I thought he was lying when he said his father was a hummingbird
Looks like someone stood on a rain cloud
There's a reason we don't stand on cracks in the pavement up here
PLEASE NO MORE CAPTIONS ON THIS PIC.
Thx 
Again, I've trimmed down a wee bit, my runners are as follows:
(again, big thx to all taking part, I've had some good laughs as I'm sure others have but 'tis damn hard to choose)
Gulp!, got 10 runners, gonna cut to 5 
I told Bob not to take the Red Bull advert too literally – bigfella
Sean mate, you sure you should be exerting yourself so much? You've just come out of hospital... - Eden Carter
Sadly Derek was just as confused in the here-after as he had been during his time on Earth – Blenkinsop
Shame. His wife told me he could never keep it up when he was alive either. – bigfella
Raphael and Michael suspected Gabriel was back on the LSD. - Nick Rivers
Is it me or is God's new PA pissed? - Paul Carroll
Fat bastard I told him to lay off the angel cake. – Beelzebozo
He's been like it ever since he discovered there's no cream cheese. - Marc P
He reckons he's gonna keep doing this until he's sick, or till God agrees to get Sky+... – Smithy
Without the chance of a slow and bloody death, Evil Knevil's stunts no longer drew the crowds. – SlagA
Don't take it so seriously! It's only panto.
Three strikes and out.
Thx again all
The final 5 to be used are:
Shame. His wife told me he could never keep it up when he was alive either. – bigfella
Raphael and Michael suspected Gabriel was back on the LSD. - Nick Rivers
Is it me or is God's new PA pissed? - Paul Carroll
He's been like it ever since he discovered there's no cream cheese. - Marc P
He reckons he's gonna keep doing this until he's sick, or till God agrees to get Sky+... – Smithy