Hey if you're gonna copy me make them crap... I mean don't make them crap...ah f**kit
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Looks like the paramedics got there just in time.
I hate seances.
Try as he might, Dave was still a lawyer.
Angel 1: That Tom Daley took losing very hard.
Angel 2: You have to admire his commitment though.
'You'll never get it to land on Gordon Ramsey from there' - 'yeah I will. ere y'ar Gordon, stew this manna from heaven'
Jeff discovered angel dust was not so enjoyable afterall.
Oh that's another one from the Wonka factory... FART MATE! YOU'VE GOT TO LET IT OUT!
You've really got to snap out of this David Blaine phase Trev, you look like a tit...
Poor Daz, 3 days he's had that deep vein thrombosis...
"Every time a bell rings, it means an angel gets its wings cut off in a horrible chainsaw accident and everyone gets aids cos it was an infected chainsaw... ahhh ...
Sorry, got carried away there. But it still stands.
Gabriel hadn't considered the gravity of the situation.
He reckons he's gonna keep doing this until he's sick, or till God agrees to get Sky+...
Telling Vinnie Jones 'what's it feel like to get yer arse kicked' had clearly been a mistake for Bob.
That R Kelly has a lot to answer for.
Jeff tried desperately to remember anything on aerodynamics he'd learnt from the TV.
hmm well what do you know? crack can't be taken by suppository.
I did warn him it wasn't a load-bearing cloud.
"Good day, Number Six."