See Brian, I told you they came bigger than a medium.
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Receptionist: If you can guess which key is the odd one out, you get a free night's accomodation.
Guests remain silent.
Receptionist: Ok, it's 'S' as the rest are Roman Numerals. I'll let you have another go, what's happening to me under the desk?
Man: Cunnilingus?
Receptionist: No, I'm actually a mermaid. Get your cash out.
RECEPTIONST: Would you like a suite Madam?
WOMAN: That's alright love, I'm sucking on a fisherman's friend.
RECEPTIONIST: Would you like a complimentary observer in the morning?
WOMAN: No thanks love. Not with his buttocks.
And oh my God yeah, it turns out that you can fix a ruptured cerebral aneurysm simply by reducing inter-cranial pressure and a treatment of endovascular coiling innit.
'Do you think my hand is big or my tits are small?'
RECPETIONIST: Shall I put you down for a full English in the morning?
WOMAN: No thanks love, but I could probably manage a bit of French!
FARMER'S WIFE: Could we have an alarm call in the morning?
FARMER: The cock does it usually. But obviously not from here.
Yeah we were Travelodge but the recession means we can no longer afford staff uniforms.
No that's a typo love, we're the 'All Rude Hotel'. Now f**k off back to Iowa.
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said 'I'd prefer to go to the All Nude Hotel in a fat suit.'
RECEPTIONIST: Is this your first time staying with us sir?
MAN: How did you know?
WOMAN: For goodness sake Norman, it sticks out a mile!
My oh my, I haven't seen an arse that big since Jennifer Lopez sat on my face.
George blamed it on the frosty reception.
Bloody hell, Marc, your like an addict with these captions. Are we going to have to stage an intervention?
HORRIFIED RECEPTIONIST: I only asked for a small deposit!
[CHIP: It's this or actually doing some work. But I am going to take the tough love and go to the pub now, that will help me stop. 
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Quote: Marc P @ January 14 2009, 5:08 PM GMT[CHIP: It's this or actually doing some work. But I am going to take the tough love and go to the pub now, that will help me stop.
Stick around. You've made me smile with your captions.