Why sir, the XXL can stay with me!
Goodness! I can see you won't be needing the mini bar.
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This is the first hotel I've ever run. Hope it doesn't go tits up.
I can see you're fine people.
On Tuesdays we do swing dancing in the Rec Room.
If you could just wipe your credit card dry first, I'll scan it.
It was the 5th trip to the receptionist's desk when Maude suspected Colin's motives of changing rooms again.
Are you checking in or checking me out?
Aren't you glad we didn't bring your mother
Now Mr Jacob, it's written here that you'll be sharing with your mother, is that correct?
Hey! How's it hangin'
Is it just me. or have you two dressed up as Mister and Mrs Bollocks?
No, I'm afraid soup's not very popular here...
Wow! You look knackered!
Do you have any reservations?
There have been complaints that you have been squeezing the melons at the breakfast bar....
Well, if the problem occurs again please keep me abreast of the situation!
Which one's Pinky and which one's Perky?
Our prices are low because our customers don't have deep pockets.
Ok, signing off
And no ties required in the dining room Sir, but we do insist on a Birthday suit.
Yes I know what I said on the phone, but for you there is a cover charge.