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She sneezed and her womb fell out.

I have the tiniest sneezes, so I'm surprised my womb stays in at all if that's really what happened.

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2009, 10:53 PM GMT

But Derren is fun, and only does those things to entertain and make people happy.

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Plus, he's not saying he's a magician, he's said everything he does is psychological tricks, reading people, and so on. He's not claiming to actually be able to read minds. Or fly. Or anything.

True. Yes.

Alhough maybe that's what he *wants* us to think.........

Perhaps he is in fact the second coming.

He is f**king amazing, however he does it.
People earning their bread by being "psychics" must truly hate him.

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 4:55 PM GMT

Perhaps he is in fact the second coming.

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So you're acknowledging the first coming. Finally.

Haha.

Only in as much as Derren is the second.

Quote: Aaron @ January 14 2009, 5:25 PM GMT

So you're acknowledging the first coming. Finally.

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Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 5:28 PM GMT

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You're biased already, so hush!

Quote: Aaron @ January 14 2009, 5:35 PM GMT

You're biased already, so hush!

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I might get baptised as a Christian just to stop being a Jew. I'm ashamed of being associated with that big skidmark on the map known as Israel.

And it's not even as if I've actually got a mountian of f**king gold for my troubles

Quote: Aaron @ January 14 2009, 5:25 PM GMT

So you're acknowledging the first coming. Finally.

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I never said there wasn't a Jesus!
I'm sure a man called Jesus existed, and managed to influence a lot of people, I just said I don't believe he was the son of God, or that there is/was a God to *be* the son of.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 5:43 PM GMT

And it's not even as if I've actually got a mountian of f**king gold for my troubles

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If there was, I might well have become Jewish by now.

Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 5:43 PM GMT

I might get baptised as a Christian just to stop being a Jew. I'm ashamed of being associated with that big skidmark on the map known as Israel.

And it's not even as if I've actually got a mountian of f**king gold for my troubles

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Hah!

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 5:47 PM GMT

If there was, I might well have become Jewish by now.

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Well you've definitely got the perfect attitude

Shit, I must stop mocking my own people. I just get in there first is all!