A song parody based on the phone ban that has been lifted in Hospitals.
To the tune of Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ebIZ1LVfPbA
Baby, just woke up from a coma
At least I can phone ya
And Baby, There's no ban any longer
The signals getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Textual Healing
Textual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Please stay on the line
Textual Healing baby, is good for me
Textual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever my heart rate chart starts falling
And my National Health Service is failing me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to heal me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're feeling
Oh I can tell you, darling, that it's Textual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up – make that text tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up – its 10p don't be tight
Baby I got my bill this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby my contract needs revising
The cost is rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Textual Healing
Textual Healing, I want texts for free
500 at a time, I feel so flush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Textual Healing, baby, is good for me
Textual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's so good to me
My baby ohhh