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Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 9:41 PM GMT

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7 is pretty early to give up on your willy Moonstone...

Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 9:39 PM GMT

Why on earth did you have to get changed separately???

I'm suspecting holes in the wall again....

The teachers said that the other children were too immature at that age to understand it was normal and some parents also didn't want the kids to get sex ed so those ones had to be saved from exposure to such filth!

To be fair I was big chested for my age thanks to my weight.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 9:42 PM GMT

The teachers said that the other children were too immature at that age to understand it was normal and some parents also didn't want the kids to get sex ed so those ones had to be saved from exposure to such filth!

That is just.... bizarre.

Did they shut the ginger kids in a separate room too?

God forbid they mix with the 'normal' kids!!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2009, 9:41 PM GMT

7 is pretty early to give up on your willy Moonstone...

Hey I fought God all the way with my pump-o-matic 3000.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2009, 9:41 PM GMT

When did you boys realise your willy wasn't going to grown anymore and that you were stuck with the tincy willy God gave you?

They grow?! :O

I better warn the coast guards!

I have a thing for coast guards!

And it's down my trousers!

And so on...

Quote: Moonstone @ January 14 2009, 9:44 PM GMT

Hey I fought God all the way with my pump-o-matic 3000.

Haha.

Quote: Leevil @ January 14 2009, 9:44 PM GMT

They grow?! :O

Sometimes they will grow temporarily... when they see something the like.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2009, 9:46 PM GMT

Sometimes they will grow temporarily... when they see something the like.

Another willy? That's what happens to mine anyway.

I have a old bra from the blubber years and I can get my head in one of the cups! Laughing out loud

Anyone want to buy a hat?

This is all bringing back bad memories of a time it was raining so for PE we had to play rounders indoors with the girls...

I have a shameful story about indoor rounders.

We played the one where on each bit you have to climb over or though a bit of gym equipment. One was a tunnel and I was so big, I couldn't get through so I was told to just walk around it!!!! The horror!!!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 9:52 PM GMT

I have a shameful story about indoor rounders.

We played the one where on each bit you have to climb over or though a bit of gym equipment. One was a tunnel and I was so big, I couldn't get through so I was told to just walk around it!!!! The horror!!!

That's not shameful that's horrible! PE teachers can be the biggest bastards on earth Angry
And they're ALL gay. Fact!

Mine was a lesbian. :)

She was the most stereotypical, cliched, butch female PE teacher ever.

Wasn't really their fault I was the size of a small country. I must have been their worse nightmare. The girl who passes out knackered walking across the road. I didn't drop it til I left.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2009, 9:41 PM GMT

When did you boys realise your willy wasn't going to grown anymore and that you were stuck with the tincy willy God gave you?

I realised it wasn't going to grow anymore when it began polishing my shoes as I walked... Whistling nnocently

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