How did you know what a condom was?
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Well, clearly I didn't!
I heard some older boys talking at school.
Mesh for condoms? I wouldn't have wanted to take one of theirs on the chin. Not that I do in the normal course of my purely 'straight' day. I was talking aloud as if I were a woman, you understand.
Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:04 PM GMTBecause you wee in women?
No, because she's FECKING WEIRD for thinking so.
Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:04 PM GMTWhen I was about 5, I thought a condom was made of that mesh stuff you buy oranges in.
You knew about condoms when you were 5?!
Quote: zooo @ January 14 2009, 7:11 PM GMTI heard some older boys talking at school.
Ah.
I don't know that I knew what it was for...
One of them was holding an empty meshy bag, y'see?
And saying the word condom a lot.
So you thought the orange bag was a condom?
Yes!
I knew it was something 'rude' though, so luckily didn't pipe up in the supermarket 'get a condom full of oranges mummy' or anything...
Did stall holders point at you when you went fruit shopping at the markets?
Ah, you beat me to it.
Hee!
Speaking of contraception, I found out today that I have to memorise every form of it and how it works for my biology A2 syllabus. The pictures are distuuuurbing.
Quote: Leevil @ January 14 2009, 7:28 PM GMTSo you thought the orange bag was a condom?
The Pope still preaches this to the Catholic brethren.
ACTUALLY, the orange bag is quite a reliable contraceptive.
Bahaha!
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