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This is altogether a rather odd thread isn't it.

Quote: Aaron @ January 15 2009, 12:14 AM GMT

I would rather that one particular one of mine had been gay.

Oh the horrors. Teary

What do you meeeeean?
Was it a lady or a gentleman?

Will you like me more if I regress? Teary

Nope. Impossible.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 2:02 PM GMT

This is altogether a rather odd thread isn't it.

I'm not sure what was more disturbing. The thread of discussion, or that Leevil proclaimed his ... 'appreciation' of it.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 2:02 PM GMT

What do you meeeeean?
Was it a lady or a gentleman?

A man. A very weird looking man. Who had once been engaged to the head of the art department at the school, and was then (possibly is now) having an affair with another very senior member of staff. (He was/is one of two deputy headteachers.)

Now you have brought back many disturbing memories. I shall curl up in the foetal position and cry.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 2:02 PM GMT

Nope. Impossible.

*ponders*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 14 2009, 10:10 PM GMT

Between six and eight stone. I can't be dead on beacause at the beginning I was too ashamed to weigh myself. By the time I was brave enough to weigh myself I still had a good six plus to go.

It took a long time. Two years.

Wow. That's a lotta flab. An amazing achievment Ruby. The two stone I need to lose doesn't seem quite such a mammoth undertaking now. (If you'll excuse the pun). You have my respect.

I'm working to gain weight

Bitch.

I need to lose some weight.

Me toos.

I am drinking more water. (instead of Coke)
Annnd eating more fruit. (instead of crap)

I don't think I can deal with any more rules or strict diety things than that.

It's beer that puts the weight on me. I haven't had a drink for a week and have already lost three pounds. Booze is baaad.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

I am drinking more water. (instead of Coke)
Annnd eating more fruit. (instead of crap)

Sick

(zooo doesn't need to lose any weight.)

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 15 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

It's beer that puts the weight on me. I haven't had a drink for a week and have already lost three pounds. Booze is baaad.

Empty calories, mate. Delicious boozy calories.

Quote: Aaron @ January 15 2009, 2:51 PM GMT

Sick

I still drink some Coke, and eat some crap!

(zooo doesn't need to lose any weight.)

She really does a bit.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

I still drink some Coke, and eat some crap!

But any water at all!

I need a better diet.

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2009, 3:02 PM GMT

She really does a bit.

Lies.

Quote: Aaron @ January 15 2009, 3:09 PM GMT

But any water at all!

Ah, well I actually like water if it's very cold.

Couldn't drink it all the time though. Bleurgh.

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