"Albatross" by Fleetwood Mac is playing in the background
V.O.
These men and women enjoyed a long Christmas break with all their family and friends gathered around a traditional log fire
They maxed out their loans and bought exquisite presents to make sure everyone had a glorious festive period
Their Turkey was stuffed with truffles, glazed in Honey and came from an organic free range farm
They held parties with no expense spared and bought extravagant costumes to dazzle their guests
And now they've lost their job, their bank manager is on the phone, they can't get any more credit and the bailiffs are knocking at their door
They're not just screwed, They're M&S screwed
ENDS