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You have just been told by gream one

To live you have to pick a sport (outside of anything sexual or have to do with sexual including snogging, shagging and self sex)

You have to master that sport and do well at it.

What sport would you pick and explain why?

I shall pick curling I am a good on ice and good with a broom. Plus I wiped out all the locals in curling. Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXeXNHRPMMI

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 12 2009, 8:17 PM GMT

I shall pick curling

Watched the vid. It's a sport that seems to be dominated by OCD. There's serious cleaning issues going on there. :D :P

For me, football. The only real sport. All others are pale imitation of art. Whistling nnocently

I'd pick figure skating or some kind of dancing, I think, if they counts. They sound a but wimpy and girly but they're apparently very physically demanding.

Quote: SlagA @ January 12 2009, 8:28 PM GMT

For me, football. The only real sport. All others are pale imitation of art. Whistling nnocently

Arrrgh your Welsh and you chose football!

Tennis for me please! Because I used to play it a lot as a kid and I always wondered if I'd had the coaching how mediocre I really could have been.

:D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 12 2009, 8:30 PM GMT

but they're apparently very physically demanding.

:O

Which is why I would choose chess. Or poker.

To live you have to be good at it!

(is gream a word I don't know? Or did you mistype great?)

Quote: SlagA @ January 12 2009, 8:28 PM GMT

Watched the vid. It's a sport that seems to be dominated by OCD. There's serious cleaning issues going on there. :D :P

For me, football. The only real sport. All others are pale imitation of art. Whistling nnocently

I am nt real good but better than the locals. My brother curls and bought the stone and stuff for a visit. When the fish are not biting time to curl!!!

Oh yes, dance tennis and poker...fun!!

Quote: zooo @ January 12 2009, 8:33 PM GMT

:O

Which is why I would choose chess. Or poker.

To live you have to be good at it!

(is gream a word I don't know? Or did you mistype great?)

mmmmmmmmm oops. It means the evil one who takes you underground to burn.

Ooooooooh!

Scary. :)

Quote: zooo @ January 12 2009, 8:33 PM GMT

:O

Which is why I would choose chess. Or poker.

To live you have to be good at it!

But the sports I picked need me to be graceful and stuff, which right now I'm completely not! I'd quite like to be, to be honest. :$

Ahh, and the pressure to save your life would make you excellent at it. I like your thinking.

In that case, snowboarding please. With jumpy and somersaulty bits. That looks fun.

I'm rubbish at all sports, so I might as well pick something I actually really want to try to do.

Quote: roscoff @ January 12 2009, 8:31 PM GMT

Arrrgh your Welsh and you chose football!

Rugby is too complex and too much man-grabbing-man in a gay porn film sense, where everyone keeps their clothes on.

Football is faster, simpler (rules wise), and less tactile, which are all good things to my cluttered and disorganised way of thinking.
:D

Football! There are worse things you could be forced to do for a living.

In fact, in honour of this post I'm going to live up to the internet stereotype and go and play Fifa on the Xbox.

Because it's great to play, and I like how varied the shots can be from smashing to feathering, and tests reactions and ability to disguise and outhink: badminton.

Though wish I was good at football and tennis. And snooker would be nice

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

And I get 2 lions, a polar bear and manticore.

Take that you lousy midgets, from Cameroon.

Quote: Griff @ January 12 2009, 8:55 PM GMT

If I'm going to get really good at something it might as well have some practical use.

I'm going to go with Ultimate Cage Fighting.

PS what is gream one?

It means the evil one who takes you underground to burn.
Teary

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