Hey everybody!
Long time listener first time caller
Hey there Fabulous Andy.
Hi there Andy. I too am called Andy and I too am fabulous.
Hello Andy. I am not called Andy, but was once mistaken for one.
Hello 
Hi.
That's a curious title, isn't it, "long time listener, first time caller". You're not phoning us are you?
Welcome, welcome. 
Hello, Andy! My brother is also called Andy. 
Hello Andy, from another Andy. Welcome.
Apparently I look like someone from EastEnders.
Hello!!!
Hi Andy. I don't know any Andys
Thank you for your warm welcome! My name's not really Andy.
Andrew?
Steve. Which is even more boring. 