Kate Middleton is sat in an armchair flicking through Heat magazine. Prince William, enters.
William : Hi Kate darling. Do you have a minute?
Kate : Of course I do Willi Poos.
William : You know it's your Birthday.
Kate : Yes Willi. Thank you for the lovely presents.
William : Well there's something else. Something later.
Kate : Oh my.... does it involve your nice big chopper?
William : No Kate. I couldn't possibly borrow it again.
Kate : So what do you want?
WILLIAM GOES DOWN ON ONE KNEE.
Kate : Oh my God.
William : You know how much I love you.
Kate : And I you my love.
William : I've something very important to ask you.
Kate : Oh at last.
William : Will you....
Kate : Oh yes, yes, yes. William yes.
KATE THROWS HER ARMS AROUND WILLIAM.
William : Wow, I only wanted to borrow your car keys to nip down the Offie to get booze for your party.