This is most probably the drink but made me chuckle. Any mileage?
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SC1. INT THE TARDIS
TERRY AND JUNE STYLE THEME
FADE UP:
DR WHO IS WEARING GHASTLY CHECKED TROUSERS, A CRAVAT AND A BRIGHT ORANGE SHIRT. HE'S TINKERING WITH AN OLD ELECTRIC FIRE POKING IT WITH HIS SONIC SCREWDRIVER
DR WHO:
Rose! Oh Rose!
ROSE ENTERS
ROSE:
What is it dear?
DR WHO:
You haven't forgotten that I have a delegation from Beta Centaurus coming over for dinner. Have you got everything ready?
ROSE:
Yes dear.
DR WHO:
Because you remember what happened the last time don't you?
ROSE:
No need to bring that up again darling.
DR WHO
Well just so long as I don't have to shoot off half way round the galaxy and get fish and chips.
BOTH GIVE EACH OTHER A KNOWING GLANCE.
CUT TO:
SC2. INT. THE TARDIS
DR WHO IS SITTING IN THE TARDIS WATCHING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TV. THERE ARE SEVERAL EMPTY CANS OF LAGER SITTING CLOSE BY. ROSE COMES IN:
ROSE:
What time is this delegation arriving dear?
DR WHO:
I told them seven thirty for eight.
ROSE:
Well I hope you're not going to sit there all day when there's a rift in the space time continuum to be closed up, are you?
DR WHO:
Oooh Rose that's typical. Give me a break will you. I've just beaten off the Scrotes of Dangleon and you're on at me. I'll sort it out in a minute.
ROSE:
And those pictures aren't gonna get on the wall by themselves you know.
DR WHO:
For goodness sake woman, is that all you can do? Chunter on and on?
ROSE:
Look, I'm off out to the gamma quadrant to see my Mother and those jobs had better be done when I get back. You can't expect me to be the little glamorous assistant while you sit here all afternoon watching the game.
WHO PULLS THE RING ON ANOTHER CAN. IT RELEASES A HISS OF ESCAPING GAS.
ROSE:
I hope you're not ignoring me! You wouldn't want me to ignore your precious delegation now would you?
DR WHO:
As if I would.
ASSISTANT:
Well don't, right? I'll be back in a few hours! This is a partnership you know. I could easily go back on the game or even worse, take up with with Chris Evans again
SHE LEAVES.
DR WHO:
Yeah, whatever!
HE GIVES THE FINGER SIGN AND TAKES A SLUG OF LAGER.
TBC
