I'm sure this joke has been done before - but here is my take.
Geordie Demonstrators
NEWSREADER : We now cross over to our reporter at the Pro-Palestine rally in London.
CUT TO REPORTER
REPORTER : Amazing scenes here in London today as over 750,000 marched demanding peace in the middle east. Such is the strength of feeling all over the country that over 100,00 Geordies braved the arctic chill to travel down south simply to show their support for the Palestinians. Here is one now.
GRABS A GEORDIE FROM THE CROWD WHO IS WEARING A NEWCASTLE UNITED FOOTBALL SHIRT
REPORTER : Clearly the people of Newcastle have tremendous support for this issue.
GEORDIE : Aye Man. The whole toon's behind it.
REPORTER : Why do you think this is?
GEORDIE : Well it's just so important to the toon. The problems been going on too long, man.
REPORTER: What's the solution?
GEORDIE: I'm not sure man. But I don't see nowt wrong with a bloke blowing up now and then.
REPORTER: A pretty radical view.
GEORDIE: It's the media's view that paints a bad picture, that documentary didn't help.
REPORTER: A final question, what would you say to everyone who has come here to support Gaza?
GEORDIE: Gaza? F**king hell man, we all thought it was all for Gazza!
Ends