Just wrote a couple of Cheryl Cole sketches after the Newsreveue email,and this one fell flat on its face as not being any good for anything really.So I thought I'd put in on here 
World Domination
ON THE WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION CHERYL COLE DECIDES TO BRING OUT HER OWN BRAND OF PERFUME.
CHERYL AND ASHLEY COLE ARE SAT TALKING.
ASHLEY:Cheryl this just isn't gonna work.
CHERYL:And why not? We could be bigger than the Beckhams.
ASHLEY:But…
CHERYL:No buts about it, we are bringing out our own range of perfumes and
aftershaves C and C.
ASHLEY:But you don't understand…
CHERYL:What don't I understand? The Beckhams have got DVB and
We are having C and C.
ASHLEY:But Cheryl…
CHERYL:Now listen Ash, my agent has got some fragrances ready for us to
smell…
ASHLEY:But you haven't thought it through…
CHERYL:Yes I have. Now get your coat [CHERYL WALKS AWAY AND
ASHLEY TALKS OUT LOUD]
ASHLEY:And here I go on the road to world domination, with the smell of C and
C.Thats [SAYS THE LETTERS] C…A…C…I'm going to smell
[SAYS THE WORD CACK].
End