British Comedy Guide

Cough syrup.

DISHEVELED MAN WALKS INTO A SCABBY LOOKING SPA.

SCENE1

MAN

How much is your cheapest sherry?

SHOP ASSISSTANT

Spa own brand "Get f**ked fast," is a fiver.

MAN

I've lost my job, house and wife I just had to eat the dog, I've lost everything and now I can't afford to get wasted.

SHOP ASSISSTANT

Cough syrups 3 quid and it's full of lovely codeine.

SCENE2

MAN SITTING OUTSIDE SPA WEEPING AND DRINKING COUGH SYRUP.

VO

Somes you need to have a Benylin night.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THIS HAS BEEN AN ADVERT WATCHED BY CREATIVES.

CREATIVE1

That really isn't an improvement on have a Benylin day.

CREATIVE2

Do you want to see the date rape one?

Liked this one. Good finish.

Spar Get F**ked Fast Sherry. LOL

Have it speeded up and creative say, 'have a bennyhillin day.'

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