DISHEVELED MAN WALKS INTO A SCABBY LOOKING SPA.
SCENE1
MAN
How much is your cheapest sherry?
SHOP ASSISSTANT
Spa own brand "Get f**ked fast," is a fiver.
MAN
I've lost my job, house and wife I just had to eat the dog, I've lost everything and now I can't afford to get wasted.
SHOP ASSISSTANT
Cough syrups 3 quid and it's full of lovely codeine.
SCENE2
MAN SITTING OUTSIDE SPA WEEPING AND DRINKING COUGH SYRUP.
VO
Somes you need to have a Benylin night.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THIS HAS BEEN AN ADVERT WATCHED BY CREATIVES.
CREATIVE1
That really isn't an improvement on have a Benylin day.
CREATIVE2
Do you want to see the date rape one?