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What is the best time you have had (except sex)? Page 5

I have to say another high point was on my honeymoon. We'd spent a week at Disney in Florida, and then got on the enormous "Disney Magic" cruise ship to Disney's private island in the Bahamas.

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To cap it all off, as this magnificent ship pulled out of the harbour, the funnels blasted out and the horns actually played the first few notes of "When You Wish Upon A Star". My missus burst into tears. It was all very schmaltzy but wonderful.

Then I got a sunstroke and was attacked by a shark. But that's another story.

My eyes are playing tricks on me, the flag on the front looks likes it's moving slightly.

Quote: Lee Henman @ January 9 2009, 7:24 PM GMT

Then I got a sunstroke and was attacked by a shark. But that's another story.

Laughing out loud

Some of my favourite times have just been having a laugh with my mates, whether it was at school, in my local pub, or even sitting on a train or a bus. I've been starting to realise this more and more recently, as some of my mates have started getting married, and having babies. I think the main reason I enjoyed those times so much, was because, out of a group of 6/7, I was the funniest, so I'd often be the centre of attention, making the others laugh. There's no better feeling, than when you're making a table full of people cry with laughter.

Disney owns an island? Why do I have visions of Jurassic Park, with you and missus pursued by a giant Mickey Mouse when the fences went down.

Because you're sick and twisted?

Getting rat arsed in the park with my two best friends at uni. We had a picnic and some punch and played on the swings.

I'm easy to please.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 10 2009, 1:32 PM GMT

I'm easy to please.

That'll please ... someone.

I have a picnic for my birthday *every* (well, I have done for the last two) year, and it's always amazing fun.

Making fern slides. If you have never made one then you should do it. It's better than tobogganing.

Instructions.

Take one steep mountain hillside with ferns (essential)

Add one cardboard box and flatten it out

Flatten ferns in a downward direction with friends

Sit on box at top of slope and go.

Better than an orgasm Pleased

Quote: roscoff @ January 10 2009, 5:43 PM GMT

Making fern slides. If you have never made one then you should do it. It's better than tobogganing.

Instructions.

Take one steep mountain hillside with ferns (essential)

Add one cardboard box and flatten it out

Flatten ferns in a downward direction with friends

Sit on box at top of slope and go.

Better than an orgasm Pleased

:D :D :D :D I will admit funny even though I am mad at Roscoff. Angry

Quote: Dr Mato @ January 10 2009, 7:24 PM GMT

:D :D :D :D I will admit funny even though I am mad at Roscoff. Angry

How long can you stay mad at me? Are you going for a new worlds record? This is currently held by my ex-wife at ten years and three months and still counting. I do not think you will succeed but I do admire your staying power.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 10 2009, 1:32 PM GMT

Getting rat arsed in the park with my two best friends at uni. We had a picnic and some punch and played on the swings.

I'm easy to please.

Oh, you're the scary drunk people in the park who frighten the kids.

In a fairer world a Blakey type man in a uniform would shout at you and chase you around to Yackety Sax.

Quote: roscoff @ January 11 2009, 12:37 AM GMT

How long can you stay mad at me? Are you going for a new worlds record? This is currently held by my ex-wife at ten years and three months and still counting. I do not think you will succeed but I do admire your staying power.

I shall stay mad till Monday, January 12, 2009 at 5 PM UK time. ;)

Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2009, 6:40 AM GMT

Oh, you're the scary drunk people in the park who frighten the kids.

In a fairer world a Blakey type man in a uniform would shout at you and chase you around to Yackety Sax.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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