WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE!!!

Just a silly one, I am bored and cant leave the PC as i am watching a Naked row between Martin and Ajp Its in Skins for anyone who wants to join me..............

Husband and wifey in bed.

WIFE
Do you love me?

HUBS
Yeah

WIFE
How much do you lurrrrve me?

Hubs
Ummmmm! More in a different kind of way than my mum, less in a different kind of way to the kids

WIFE
What do you mean less than the kids. I gave you them kids you pig. How can you love me less when i was here first.

HUSBAND
Ok i love you more then.

WIFE
How can you love me more, they are your kids. If there was a car crash are you saying your first thought would be for me.

HUBS
It would be for whatever you want it to be.

WIFE
Anyway what did you mean by (less in a different kind of way to your Mother)

HUBS
Well i love you in a different kind of way

WIFE
In a better way you mean.

HUBS
No different

WIFE
Look there are things i do your mother dont, what the hell can your mother do that i cant Huh!!!!

HUBS
Cook.

WIFE
How dare you say that. You said my shepherds pie is the best in town.

HUBS
But mum lives out of town.

WIFE
You can get your stuff, take your kids and go to your mothers, and choke on her shepherds pie. You are a Bastard.

Hubs
Are you gonna tell me what stuff I can and Cant take

WIFE
Nothing you got while we have been together. Half of all that is mine.

HUBS
Then i cant take the kids.

WIFE
I am giving you the kids

HUBS
But what if i crash on the way, who will your first thought be for.

WIFE
The dog. I forgot to add it to the list of things you can take.

Yes - brilliant female logic - or is that tautology?

lol loved it as soon as it started my man senses started twitching " Dangerous Question Alert" I liked good Job

Nice one Charley. Not enough female humour on here.

Sorry - was that supposed to be a joke? I thought it was a factual report. (Sorry - I am joking and I did like it).

Thanks Guys. I apreciate your views.
You are all invited to sample a drink from my personal cup. Let me know when you are likely to be round and i will warm it up in preperation.
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Don't take her up on that. It's a trick! (The dirty bitch.)

But yes, good litle sketch. I like also.

Depends what flavour it is.

Hi Charley - I've read all your Husband v Wife sketches and this is by far the best. This was a good length (ooerr) and had good rhythm. Loved the "she can cook" and "she lives out of town" lines - very funny.
I read that you scare a couple of the regulars - lol - can't think why. So are these sketches based on any real events from your past and are you finally admitting that women do always twist and turn things around like the scheming little hussies they all are?
Andy W

Charley, good work.

I liked it (as usual). The 'Cook' line and 'She lives out of town' were my fave highlights.

Ooooooooooooooooooh! I am rubbing myself with glee. I must be onto a possible Micheal. (Winner).Wahooooooooooooooo! I am doing loads of these. GONNA BUG YOU ALL WITH SOME OF EM.XXXX

Who's Glee?

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Who's Glee?

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Its whoever I can get!! To be honest sometimes it's a what not a whom.

aw I like it! Its a familiar situation dealt with in a quite unique way

I thought it was some kind of cleaning agent.