Reasons to dislike silly/stupid people

1 They walk into an office that has a kettle and a coffee machine and milk and tea bags.

With a giant £2 cup of Starbucks piss then complain they're broke.

2 They watch EastEnders and seem to believe it's about real people.

3 They watch Big Brother and seem to believe it's about real people.

4 They don't watch news because it confuses them.

5 They watch unfunny American comedy films and laugh because they feel the nice people in Hollywood want them to.

6 One blow to their thick simian skulls is rarley enough to kill them.

I don't like the title of this thread. I feel attacked

*Goes away to cry alone in the dark corner*

*Cancels her new radio 2 slot*

Quote: sootyj @ January 9 2009, 12:37 PM GMT

1 They walk into an office that has a kettle and a coffee machine and milk and tea bags.

With a giant £2 cup of Starbucks piss then complain they're broke.

2 They watch EastEnders and seem to believe it's about real people.

3 They watch Big Brother and seem to believe it's about real people.

4 They don't watch news because it confuses them.

5 They watch unfunny American comedy films and laugh because they feel the nice people in Hollywood want them to.

6 One blow to their thick simian skulls is rarley enough to kill them.

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8. They insist on lecturing you about health and medicine because a celebrity in a YouTube clip told them how to live.

[quote name="sootyj" post="345937" date="January 9 2009, 12:37 PM GMT"]1 They walk into an office that has a kettle and a coffee machine and milk and tea bags.

With a giant £2 cup of Starbucks piss then complain they're broke.[/quote
You can buy piss in Starbucks now?

They have a deep and abiding hatred of a DJ who was actually funny in the 80s on Radio 1 and frankly most radio DJs are wankers.

Exept for John Peel and Terry Wogan and they're both dead.

Quote: don rushmore @ January 9 2009, 1:01 PM GMT

1 They walk into an office that has a kettle and a coffee machine and milk and tea bags.

With a giant £2 cup of Starbucks piss then complain they're broke.

You can buy piss in Starbucks now?

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No they sell piss, you don't seriously think that stuff is coffee?

Quote: Griff @ January 9 2009, 1:03 PM GMT

Radcliffe and Maconie are excellent.

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Ok fairplay Adam and Joe are remarkably good.