I mentioned this the other week and said I'd post it when I dug it out so here it is.
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SC 1 - RECEPTION AREA - DAY
A WOMAN WALKS ACROSS THE RECEPTION AREA OF A MODERN LOOKING HI-TECH BUSINESS. SHE SLIPS ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS TO THE GROUND IN PAIN.
VOICEOVER:
Have you been injured in an accident at work and decided to stick it to you employer for a big compo claim? Well forget it because you've been rumbled chum.
Margaret Smith slipped over in the reception of her workplace because a stupid menial cleaning lady had left water on the floor. Margaret thought it was her lucky day. She was already imagining the Caribbean holiday and new sports car.
But unbeknown to her, Margaret's employer had taken out "Scambuster Insurance" from the Bastard Corporation and we were able to blow the claim against her employer clean out of the water.
Furthermore, we made sure that she was sacked for trying it on; with no lump sum payment upon termination of her contract and when we last heard she had gone on the game to stop her house being repossessed. Serves her right the scheming bitch.
So if you're a top executive working from home today or maybe your off ill watching this sort of shite on Sky that the plebs that you employ watch, why not go to your FD tomorrow and tell them about "Scambuster Insurance" and stop these scumbags having one over on your firm.
Act now! It could win you that big promotion.
