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Well traditionally insults to women are either related to animalistic characteristics (bitch, dog etc) or sexual availability (whore, slag etc)

where as men are insulted as sexual organs (e.g. c**t, dick, twat etc)

Gays seem to swing between both styles, with effiminacy oftem matching to more womanly insults.

These rules do seem to be breaking down.

For example Not a Dr Jillian McKeith, is clearly a c**t, a twat and a suppurating syphilitic penis.

She is not a slag or slut. That would imply wanting to have sex with her, which is just nightmarish.

You couldn't call her a bitch or cow, as the RSPCA would be onto you for defmaing animals.

Oh! How could I forget!

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Quote: Aaron @ January 8 2009, 10:58 AM GMT

:O

Both c**ts.

Quote: sootyj @ January 8 2009, 10:59 AM GMT

For example Not a Dr Jillian McKeith, is clearly a c**t, a twat and a suppurating syphilitic penis.

She is not a slag or slut. That would imply wanting to have sex with her, which is just nightmarish.

You couldn't call her a bitch or cow, as the RSPCA would be onto you for defmaing animals.

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Quote: Nil Putters @ January 8 2009, 11:00 AM GMT

Both c**ts.

Both are ace!

Quote: Griff @ January 8 2009, 10:56 AM GMT

Wrong, Aaron. Rivron and Holland called their group The Groovy Fellas with a 'A'.

Wrong, Griff. As we're talking about the TV show The Groovy Fellers, with an 'er'.

Quote: Griff @ January 8 2009, 10:00 AM GMT

In the word UK the word "c**t" is exclusively (and frequently) applied to men. I've never heard anyone in UK say "she's a c**t".

I suppose it is because women have c**ts. I guess if you wanted to insult a woman you would called her a cock.

Quote: Griff @ January 8 2009, 11:06 AM GMT

Aaron I would never in a million years have pegged you as a Diane Abbott supporter.

Well she's not without her faults. But nowhere near a c**t.

And before anyone else, I'll say what Nil is thinking.

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It's bad enough one aaron per post - but two! :O

You're not a c**t Aaron.

N.b. why is twunt considered less rude than c**t, surely it's mega rude?

Like c**t squared or something.

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Quote: Griff @ January 8 2009, 11:08 AM GMT

OK I stand corrected.

Can I just nominate whoever wrote this BBC article (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/holland/biography.shtml) as a CUNT.

And just for future record:

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Actually, I think Jools is quite a c**t.

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Quote: sootyj @ January 8 2009, 11:10 AM GMT

You're not a c**t Aaron.

Oh, but I am.

Quote: sootyj @ January 8 2009, 11:10 AM GMT

N.b. why is twunt considered less rude than c**t, surely it's mega rude?

Because it's a silly 'made up' word or something.

Robbie Williams.
All professional footballers.
David Cameron.
George Osbourne.
In fact the entire shadow front bench except William Hague, who I have a soft spot for.
Paul Dacre.
Richard Desmond.
Rupert Murdoch.

Yeah, Boris is one aswell. His bumbling toff act can get a little tiresome.

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