Mobile Sketch.

An idea I've just had.

WE SEE A PATHOLOGIST ABOUT TO CUT INTO A CADAVER.HE OPENS UP THE CADAVER.A TELEPHONE RINGS.

Pathologist:Nurse,can you get that?

THE NURSE TAKES TELEPHONE OUT OF HIS POCKET AND PLACES IT NEXT TO HIS EAR.

Pathologist:No I don't mind at all darling[PAUSE] liver?Sounds great
[PAUSE] and a couple of fried kidneys?[HE CONTINUES
TO WORK ON THE CADAVER DROPPING BODY
PARTS INTO A LARGE SILVER TRAY.] Stuffed hearts?
The though of it is making my mouth water already.[A
CRACK AS THE CHEST IS OPENED] Oh yes,beautiful.
A rack of ribs? I can't wait to get home.[PAUSE] Okay.
Be home in an hour.

THE NURSE TAKES THE TELEPHONE AND PUTS BACK IN HIS POCKET.

PathologistASSING TRAY TO NURSE. Put that in a doggy bag please.

Nice idea with the phone conversation. I recall there was a sketch on here about a tea leaf surgeon a while back, no phone call involved with that other sketch though.

I really like that.

I've never heard the word Cadaver before though. I'd use body instead - helps thick people like me follow it easier.

Thanks both.Its an idea I had, having just seen something about mobile phones in the newspapers.