Quote: Griff @ January 7 2009, 1:35 PM GMTAlso you've got MarcP wrong. He's one of the good guys.
No he's not. He regularly PM's me rants about how he's the only real writer on this forum and everybody else isn't fit to shine his shoes. The level of vitriol is quite shocking. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2009, 1:39 PM GMTNo he's not. He regularly PM's me rants about how he's the only real writer on this forum and everybody else isn't fit to shine his shoes. The level of vitriol is quite shocking.
Quote: Griff @ January 7 2009, 1:35 PM GMTAlso you've got MarcP wrong. He's one of the good guys. Although he has been giving out some tough love along with the puns recently. It must be a bitter winter in Norfolk.
I thought it was a pretty accurate description by Dr. Mato, if anything I think she was being too kind
Quote: Dr Mato @ January 7 2009, 1:31 PM GMTChipola is still going on about womens body parts.
I never talk about women's body parts! I stick them on my avatars, but I don't talk about them.
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2009, 1:40 PM GMTI never talk about women's body parts! I stick them on my avatars, but I don't talk about them.
Okay 
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2009, 1:39 PM GMTNo he's not. He regularly PM's me rants about how he's the only real writer on this forum and everybody else isn't fit to shine his shoes. The level of vitriol is quite shocking.
The level has gone down, I've drunk it all. Now all I have left is some strangely blue coloured gin.
Dam these bitter, north Norfolk winters.
Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2009, 1:41 PM GMTThe level has gone down, I've drunk it all. Now all I have left is some strangely blue coloured gin.
Dam these bitter, north Norfolk winters.
Someone say blue gin? 
Quote: Griff @ January 7 2009, 1:42 PM GMTFair enough I'm being slow today. I thought you'd actually had a scrap with him recently. Let me go take my meds and get back to you.
Nope just having a go.
Aaron was revealed as a cruel hoax.
Bussell stayed away after developing a fear of small plastic squares, rendering his keyboard a thing of pure terror.
Ben waited, and watched, and planned.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 7 2009, 1:48 PM GMTAaron was revealed as a cruel hoax.
Bussell stayed away after developing a fear of small plastic squares, rendering his keyboard a thing of pure terror.
Ben waited, and watched, and planned.
...and the charges against Matt were dropped after the judge declared that a sheep was not a credible witness.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 7 2009, 2:01 PM GMT...and the charges against Matt were dropped after the judge declared that a sheep was not a credible witness.
It was news to me that being damn sexy was even a crime! What is this, the middle ages?!
Yes dear. *Pats Matt on head then backs away*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 7 2009, 2:05 PM GMTYes dear. *Pats Matt on head then backs away*
That's right sugar, do your best to resist the allure . . .
Tis alright. The strong smell of wee from your trousers tied at the waist with string is enough to keep even George Michael at bay. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 7 2009, 2:10 PM GMTTis alright. The strong smell of wee from your trousers tied at the waist with string is enough to keep even George Michael at bay.
