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Remember if you leave Scotland, don't drink any of that tap water. Always buy the bottled stuff.

Love it! class

Before crossing the northern boarder always make sure you get your injections sorted out as you can start mumbling incoherantly about "bairnes" and "Jimmy" :)

How will we know each other? Red noses? I get a nose bleed when I go that far north. (26th could be good)

you will know me by my windy fanny. (Thats a raggedy doll i carry around guys) she is calle Olga. But you will still know me by my fanny or my pic

Reminds me (because I only watched it last week) in Time Gentlemen Please where the Barmaid was talking about her college and it's rag week.

God i hate rag week. Its so messy. Especialy when i forget the rag man is due. That can be embarasing.
I remember once he came when i least expected it. But thats another story for another thread. I will leave that one dangling....lol
The Bone man is good though. I like when he comes.

Go on - tell us about it. I don't like being left dangling.

Quote: paul watson @ March 26, 2007, 11:02 AM

I'm a midlander!... where's Matt Stott when you need him... Midlanders Untie!!!

Hey now Paul!!! I may be in the midlands at the moment, but Im a proper northern lad me!!! Hello to any other cumbrians out there!

Cumbrian in exile in Manchester! Where abouts you from Matt? I'm a Barrow boy.

Im originally from Carlisle, though from the age of fourteen lived in a tiny place called Cockermouth. And yes, I know what it sounds like and Ive heard it before! So leave it!!

Quote: charley rance @ March 25, 2007, 2:06 AM

Beer! Beer! Beer!

Along with a decent comedy club, there's excellent beer down here on the South coast.

Yeah I know Cockermouth, done the odd killer cross country run up there when I was a kid - Plenty of puns to be had - Well one really.

Has this gone out the window too? What happened to May 26? (I know technically it hasn't happened yet)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 28, 2007, 9:58 PM

Hey now Paul!!! I may be in the midlands at the moment, but Im a proper northern lad me!!! Hello to any other cumbrians out there!

So just me then! Great... so basically if you're from the midlands you aren't funny and you're scum! I'm going to write a depressing drama then Bye!

Bump.......

Is this going ahead? Not that I'm sad and haven't got a life - but it would be good to meet up maybe - but then maybe not.

Obviously not then.

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