Funny pictures Page 99

Isn't it great?
Never been such a mess.
Facing death from from starvation and freezing
and no NHS?
Where are the clowns?

My original creation (from two original photographs by two other original people).

First of the new Tom Cruise film merchandise being launched

Like this.................

Would you like some relish on that?

One for Aaron............

Here's one for the 'Only Connect' sequences round.

Note to self - must book a train ticket to Penrith

The way things are going, this might soon be the most popular birthday card in Britain.

There's a TV advert for coffee where they extol the virtue that it is 100% plant based.
What, no meat in it.

September 6th, 2022: New PM Truss appoints Kwasi chancellor

September 23rd, 2022: mini-budget announced.

October 3rd 2022: U-turn on mini-budget.

. . . and if they don't ditch Liz pretty soon, the next general election will see Starmer swept to power by a result that makes Tony Blair's '97 win look like a photo-finish.