Does this one work folks?
Gordon Brown his desk eating some sandwiches.. Alistair Darling enters.
GB : Hello Darling.
AD : More bad news I'm afraid Gordi.
GB: Well bugger me, what a surprise. Spit it out then man.
AD: Pottery firm Wedgwood has gone into administration.
GB: Hmm Wedgwood eh? We must be careful how to handle this Darling. It's a very DELICATE situation.
AD: The creditors are demanding blood I'm told.
GB: Right. So the situation could best be described as FRAGILE ( grinning).
AD: There's a lot of jobs at risk, maybe we should consider a plan?
GB. Hang on. We don't want to go at this like a BULL IN A CHINA SHOP. (snigger)
AD: No.
GB: Still, good news for Greek weddings. ( stands up and smashes plate on floor – laughing really loudly and dancing about)
AD: I don't think you're taking this seriously Prime Minister.
GB: Taking it seriously? I haven't been taken it seriously for the last ten years – why do think you've still got a job for a start?
DOCTOR ENTERS WITH STRAIGHT JACKET.
DOCTOR : Come on then Mr Brown time for a nice rest. The pressure has clearly caused you to (PAUSE) CRACK.