British Comedy Guide

Wedgewood Sketch.

Does this one work folks?

Gordon Brown his desk eating some sandwiches.. Alistair Darling enters.

GB : Hello Darling.

AD : More bad news I'm afraid Gordi.

GB: Well bugger me, what a surprise. Spit it out then man.

AD: Pottery firm Wedgwood has gone into administration.

GB: Hmm Wedgwood eh? We must be careful how to handle this Darling. It's a very DELICATE situation.

AD: The creditors are demanding blood I'm told.

GB: Right. So the situation could best be described as FRAGILE ( grinning).

AD: There's a lot of jobs at risk, maybe we should consider a plan?

GB. Hang on. We don't want to go at this like a BULL IN A CHINA SHOP. (snigger)

AD: No.

GB: Still, good news for Greek weddings. ( stands up and smashes plate on floor – laughing really loudly and dancing about)

AD: I don't think you're taking this seriously Prime Minister.

GB: Taking it seriously? I haven't been taken it seriously for the last ten years – why do think you've still got a job for a start?

DOCTOR ENTERS WITH STRAIGHT JACKET.

DOCTOR : Come on then Mr Brown time for a nice rest. The pressure has clearly caused you to (PAUSE) CRACK.

Apparently my crackers this Christmas were made in china too.

Hang on must get in something about picking up the pieces somewhere.

A man named Alistair Darling could never get elected in the United States. Of that I am sure.

Quote: DaButt @ January 5 2009, 7:38 PM GMT

A man named Alistair Darling could never get elected in the United States. Of that I am sure.

Don't worry, The bastard wasn't elected here either.

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