I don't know much about politics, so I was wondering if anyone can help with some more references I could throw in or just general feedback. Got this idea after an email from NR requests on Gordon Brown, because he hasn't been in the news much. Which sounds like he's been forgotten about, so I thought he could write some emo style blog,
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Gordon Brown sits at his desk, facing his computer.
He sits in silence, but we can hear his inner monologue as he types on the keyboard.
GORDON
Dear Blog. Ok, so I like woke up this morning with this like terrible pain in my heart. It was as if like a million daggers fell through the sky, puncturing my very soul and bursting my life to like pieces. What caused this pain, I hear you ask? Sarah had bought Branflakes instead of Cocopops. Doesn't she know anything? Does she want me to choke or something?! She knows I think they are minging! She thinks I'm fat, I knows it. She always is trying to ruin my life, why doesn't she just kill me or whatever, get it over n done with?!
Dave keeps texting me, I hate him. Maybe I should set Hazel Blears on him, she's got connections, she'll get him. I read his blog the other day, he was saying some right mad stuff about me, like I liked Take That, no way, I'm not gay like that, nothing he sez is true by the way, he's a lying piece of shit!
Miliband sent me a funee pic, can't believe he managed to steal that traffic cone and sneak it into Hutton's office. Miliband is a legend!
Been writing a lot of poems lately,
Brown is my name,
Brown is my life,
Brankflakes, instead of Cocpops
Bought by my wife.
