After sending some sketches off to NR, I'm left with little bits of this:
Prince Edwards dogs glad to se him.Thats because hes got a gun in his hand this time.
Shoes thrown in Downing Street in protest.Typical Gordon Brown showing off to George Bush.
Rachal Rileys taken over from Carol Vorderman on Countdown.She'll be a figure of fun.
No Show Friday.Anything to do with the start of Big Brother?
Hamas sandwiches/Hamas/Humus.Hamas be on my way etc etc...
Britney Spears terrified to sing.At last some good news.
Matt Smith the new Dr Who.Shouldn't that just be Matt Smith who?
A Steve Gerrard Eye of the Tiger tpye song.
Risin up,up from his seat
Took his time between dances
Walked the dancefloor,couldn't stand the DJ,
Just a man with his five mates behind
etc..
Not funny,couldn't even shoehorn them into a News Sketch or joke.I guess we've all got stuff left like this haven't we?