British Comedy Guide

Abusive Phone Call

As you tell I don't have much to do this weekend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/7810341.stm

Abusive Phone Call

George Bush is on the telephone. Secretary walks in.

GB: (into phone) It's all your f**king fault, what do you expect you murdering bastard? You aren't fit to live with decent folk. I'm telling you now these attacks are just going to continue till you f**king well give up, roll over and die.

George Bush puts the phone down.

Secretary : Was that Hamas on the phone?

GB: No. Just leaving a message for Jermain Defoe.

Ends.

Good but I wouldn't use GB at this stage, he's yesterdays news.

I think this could be another one for NR?

If you're striving for accuracy, an American would never say "f**king well."

I wish I were well.

Sick

Quote: sootyj @ January 4 2009, 11:38 AM GMT

Good but I wouldn't use GB at this stage, he's yesterdays news.

I think this could be another one for NR?

Yeap your right I think I'll change it to Ehud Olmert

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