As you tell I don't have much to do this weekend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/7810341.stm
Abusive Phone Call
George Bush is on the telephone. Secretary walks in.
GB: (into phone) It's all your f**king fault, what do you expect you murdering bastard? You aren't fit to live with decent folk. I'm telling you now these attacks are just going to continue till you f**king well give up, roll over and die.
George Bush puts the phone down.
Secretary : Was that Hamas on the phone?
GB: No. Just leaving a message for Jermain Defoe.
Ends.