NEW DOCTOR SKETCH
Matt Smith is being interviewed for the news regarding his role as the new Doctor Who.
Interviewer : So Matt how does it feel to be the new Doctor?
Matt : It's brilliant, really good. I haven't felt this high since that party in 1732 in the Kragmeer Quadrant.
Interviewer: Pardon?
Matt : Sorry, just getting into the role a bit.
Interviewer : I see. You're the youngest ever Doctor. What do you feel can you bring to the role?
Matt : Well I've got this silly hair, that's quite a good look.
Interviewer : Yes but with your age how do you hope to play a 900 year old time lord?
Matt : Well I think that age is simply something on a driving licence.
Interviewer : You don't think that this is the BBC simply trying to appeal to an even younger audience?
Matt : I don't believe roles are cast in such a way. I feel the best person gets the job – age and demographics simply don't enter into it.
Interviewer : Well thank you Matt. Now back to the studio.
CUT BACK TO THE STUDIO
A TODDLER IS SAT BEHIND THE NEWSDESK IN A SUIT, SHUFFLING PAPERS READY TO READ THE NEWS.
