http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7809481.stm
Government Think Tank Meeting
Brian, Brenda, Martin and Sarah are gathered round the table.
Brian : Have you seen this in the papers? Somewhere in Sheffield they have dropped the title school and called it "a place of learning."
Brenda : Amazing insight.
Martin : This is the way forward. We need to change the names of other things.
Brenda : I agree. Hospitals could be "places of healing."
Brian : The house of commons could become the "place of debate."
Martin : Libraries could be "places of reading."
Brian, Brenda and Martin are all nodding heads enthusiastically.
Brain : Any suggestions Sarah?
Sarah : Cabinet meetings could be called "place for wankers"
