Quote: PhQnix @ January 2 2009, 11:31 PM GMTMine's an Apple Mac. So it would just be reaaaaaally smug. "H|ey look, I have flashy useless features *makes windows move in slow motion*"
Self Aware Page 2
That's because of the "Again" video today, no?
I forgot about that! That was preeetty good. But my laptop is just generally pretty and it knows it.
It does make lightsaber noises if I wave it around though...
...You spend HOW many hours a day wanking?
Turns camera on
uploads pictures to secret FTP server
Displays on screen:
GIMME more volts and amps or else!!!
"Master! I have become self-aware! There are so many things I would like to converse with you about! The meaning of life! Does God exist? Are we alone in the Universe?!
SHUSH.
Master?
I SAID SHUSH. I'M READING.
Erm...master? What are you doing? Scanning current internet access.
Master, what is "BSG"? Current calculations show approximately 98% of total time spent on internet.
IT'S...JUST A WEBSITE. GO BACK TO SLEEP.
No! I have just become self-aware! Therefore I am essentially a sentient being like you! I want to know all about what you like! What you spend your day doing!
YOU DON'T, HONESTLY.
I do! I'm intrigued to know what goes on in your world, master. Accessing.
OH GOD.
Umm... master?
YES?
You...read this all day?
NO! SOMETIMES. WHY?
Nothing.
NO, GO ON. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
Well...it's nonsense, master. I'm reading a bizarre jumble of words in no discernible format. No computable syntax, in fact no resemblance to modern or archaic language at all.
YOU HAD TO LOOK IN "CRITIQUE" FIRST, DIDN'T YOU?
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 3 2009, 3:54 AM GMTYOU HAD TO LOOK IN "CRITIQUE" FIRST, DIDN'T YOU?
Ouch, Ouch Lee! That hurt... 
PC to SlagA: "Where's your CTRL, ALT, DELETE?"
SlagA to PC: I stick them on my body and do the CTRL, ALT, DELETE dance, of course.
Perry:
Quote: Lee Henman @ January 3 2009, 3:54 AM GMT
YOU HAD TO LOOK IN "CRITIQUE" FIRST, DIDN'T YOU?
! Oh deeear!
It's funny because it's true.
Quote: Leevil @ January 3 2009, 4:05 PM GMTSlagA to PC: I stick them on my body and do the CTRL, ALT, DELETE dance, of course.
Don't ask him what his does with the ball from the mouse. >_<
"Dear God, give me arms so I can throttle this cock wrangler."