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More of Mr Pyes Lies.

JAN AND PETE ARE TALKING TO A TEACHER, MR PYE STANDS IN FRONT OF THEM HE'S APARENTLY INVISIBLE TO THE OTHERS.

HE WEARS A BERMUDA SHIRT AND SHORTS AND LOOKS LIKE A MIGRANE.

PYE

Is it ever wise to tell the lies?
Mr Pye will soon surmise.

TEACHER

I am delighted at how Jenny is doing, last year nothing but Ds and now Bs across the board. You must be very proud, have you a secret method?

JANE

Well I set strict limits. Half an hour on Beebo a night, bed at 10pm and no TV till all her homework is done. It's tough but Jenny's a good girl she accepted it. Pete's been a great help, he really talked her round.

TEACHER

What did you say Peter? Are you some sort of a teen whisperer.

PETE

I watched the Woodsman with her and Lolita. Then I asked her if she wanted to be a bad girl or if she wanted to do her homework?

THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT SILENCE.

MR PYE.

I hope you realise, here was a place for the lies.

This is a summise of the man called Pyes.

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