JAN AND PETE ARE TALKING TO A TEACHER, MR PYE STANDS IN FRONT OF THEM HE'S APARENTLY INVISIBLE TO THE OTHERS.
HE WEARS A BERMUDA SHIRT AND SHORTS AND LOOKS LIKE A MIGRANE.
PYE
Is it ever wise to tell the lies?
Mr Pye will soon surmise.
TEACHER
I am delighted at how Jenny is doing, last year nothing but Ds and now Bs across the board. You must be very proud, have you a secret method?
JANE
Well I set strict limits. Half an hour on Beebo a night, bed at 10pm and no TV till all her homework is done. It's tough but Jenny's a good girl she accepted it. Pete's been a great help, he really talked her round.
TEACHER
What did you say Peter? Are you some sort of a teen whisperer.
PETE
I watched the Woodsman with her and Lolita. Then I asked her if she wanted to be a bad girl or if she wanted to do her homework?
THERE IS A SIGNIFICANT SILENCE.
MR PYE.
I hope you realise, here was a place for the lies.
This is a summise of the man called Pyes.