British Comedy Guide

Not the Doctor

DALEK and UNDERSTUDY

DALEK:
Doctor!

UNDERSTUDY:
No, I'm the understudy.

DALEK:
Not the Doctor!

UNDERSTUDY:
No.

DALEK:
Where is the Doctor?

UNDERSTUDY:
Seeing the Doctor.

DALEK:
What!?

UNDERSTUDY:
Bad back.

DALEK:
F**k it! Two hundred quid wasted on bloody Hamlet!

Very good I like this very snappy.

Maybe a smidgeon more Dalek dialogue in the last line?

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