DALEK and UNDERSTUDY
DALEK:
Doctor!
UNDERSTUDY:
No, I'm the understudy.
DALEK:
Not the Doctor!
UNDERSTUDY:
No.
DALEK:
Where is the Doctor?
UNDERSTUDY:
Seeing the Doctor.
DALEK:
What!?
UNDERSTUDY:
Bad back.
DALEK:
F**k it! Two hundred quid wasted on bloody Hamlet!