Silliest thing you've lost your temper over

Pratt sets 'record' for red card

Chippenham Town striker David Pratt is thought to have set a new world record after being sent off only three seconds into his side's loss at Bashley. Pratt, 21, lunged at Bashley midfielder Chris Knowles straight from the kick-off and received his marching orders from referee Justin Amey. Chippenham secretary George McCaffrey admitted: "You normally won't meet a milder man, but David lost it."

How can you 'lose it' after 3 seconds???

Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_conf/7802865.stm

What is the silliest thing you've lost your temper over?

"Selling out". But it wasn't completely about that.

Someone bashing my car door with their car door. Although it's not really that silly its infuritating!

Not being able to find my glasses when they were on my head.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 30 2008, 6:51 PM GMT

Not being able to find my glasses when they were on my head.

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Haha, yes. Also looking for something when it is in your pocket and going upstairs and forgetting what you went up for only to come back down and remember.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 30 2008, 6:50 PM GMT

"Selling out". But it wasn't completely about that.

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Soooorry.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 30 2008, 6:59 PM GMT

Soooorry.

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Selling....not Gaying out.

Not your fault!

Including this one?

Mine would be doing your shopping and putting groceries on conveyor belt in stacking order.

e.g. heavy unbreakable-soft-very breakable.

So they can be stacked straight in the bag.

And then the casheir deliberately scan it in the wrong order.

I once went ballistic over a button. It dared to fall off my jacket & I shouted at it so hard it packed up & left. I havent seen it since & I did love it so.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 30 2008, 6:51 PM GMT

Not being able to find my glasses when they were on my head.

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I once got really annoyed with a satsuma that I couldn't get into (the peel wouldn't peel off), so I got angry and squished it in my hands and threw it on the floor.

That is inexplicably hilarious.

A drunken Jeremy Clarkson midget impersonator, doing the moonwalk at Gordon the Gofers mum's funeral. That was rather silly.

Quote: Charley @ December 30 2008, 7:41 PM GMT

I once went ballistic over a button. It dared to fall off my jacket & I shouted at it so hard it packed up & left. I havent seen it since & I did love it so.

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Sounds like an opening chapter from a book on serial killers.

The innocent satsuma was the first victim in a blood filled reign of terror.

Quote: sootyj @ December 30 2008, 7:40 PM GMT

Including this one?

Mine would be doing your shopping and putting groceries on conveyor belt in stacking order.

e.g. heavy unbreakable-soft-very breakable.

So they can be stacked straight in the bag.

And then the casheir deliberately scan it in the wrong order.

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You're lucky, we don't have people to pack our bags for us, our local Tesco motto is 'Do It Your F**king Self'.