DEATH STAR CONFERENCE ROOM ALL THE MOFFS AND ADMIRALS ARE SITTING, TITTERING.
DARTH VADER WALKS IN.
DARTH
How progress are plans to invade Kinsassera system? Are our fleets in space?
ADMIRAL1
Yes Admiral and we have a new ally, a Bothan General, General Ada
BURSTS OUT LAUGHING.
DARTH
What's so funny? The dark side is a serious business.
ADMIRAL2
I'm sorry if it's just if you shagged General Ada.
ADMIRAL1
You'd be Darth in Ada.
DARTH
Right I've had it with you lot.
KILLS THEM ALL WITH HIS FORCE POWERS.
THE EMPEROR WALKS IN.
EMPEROR
Oh for f**ks sake, not again do you think I'm made of admirals?
DARTH
Sorry Emperor they were being silly. Very silly.
EMPEROR
Understandable there is no space for silliness in the darkside.
Now I have a new ally a deadly assassin called Attine.
ATTINE WALKS IN SHE HAS HUGE BREASTS.
DARTH BURSTS OUT LAUGHING
EMPEROR
What amuses you, my young Paduwan?
DARTH
If you felt her boobs up, you'd be Emperor Palp Atine's knockers.
EMPEROR KILLS DARTH VADER WITH FORCE ELECTRICITY.