British Comedy Guide

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DEATH STAR CONFERENCE ROOM ALL THE MOFFS AND ADMIRALS ARE SITTING, TITTERING.

DARTH VADER WALKS IN.

DARTH

How progress are plans to invade Kinsassera system? Are our fleets in space?

ADMIRAL1

Yes Admiral and we have a new ally, a Bothan General, General Ada

BURSTS OUT LAUGHING.

DARTH

What's so funny? The dark side is a serious business.

ADMIRAL2

I'm sorry if it's just if you shagged General Ada.

ADMIRAL1

You'd be Darth in Ada.

DARTH

Right I've had it with you lot.

KILLS THEM ALL WITH HIS FORCE POWERS.

THE EMPEROR WALKS IN.

EMPEROR

Oh for f**ks sake, not again do you think I'm made of admirals?

DARTH

Sorry Emperor they were being silly. Very silly.

EMPEROR

Understandable there is no space for silliness in the darkside.
Now I have a new ally a deadly assassin called Attine.

ATTINE WALKS IN SHE HAS HUGE BREASTS.

DARTH BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

EMPEROR

What amuses you, my young Paduwan?

DARTH

If you felt her boobs up, you'd be Emperor Palp Atine's knockers.

EMPEROR KILLS DARTH VADER WITH FORCE ELECTRICITY.

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