Wanna give me a virtual present?

I'm 40 tomorrow.

It's very rude of me to ask but please give me presents in the form of an amusing link, video, joke or even something gooey.

Would be nice to have something to 'unwrap' tomorrow morning.

I'm busy tomorrow so here is your present, Don't open it until then!!

Your present

Happy Birthday

Here ya' go....

A Prezza for Jezza

Happy B'day... you're catching up with me...

kjs

Here you go!! The start of a party!!

She is sure to wake up eventually..........or not?

Gone on then. I hope you haven't got this already.

Happy Birthday!

Hippy Burpday!

Bit short notice so I baked. Hope you like it!

Is she meant to have like massive... yeah, or are you just bad at marzipan boobies?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/The-World-s-Worst-Stripper-538082.html

She's very nice and I gave her a fiver.

Happy Birthay!

http://www.drdudd.co.uk/homelife/40-birthday.JPG

Quote: PhQnix @ December 29 2008, 10:35 PM GMT

Is she meant to have like massive... yeah, or are you just bad at marzipan boobies?

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What are you one about? All us ladies have boobs that big, don't we?

Do you?

No comment about me. I'm looking at you, Aaron.

I'd rather you looked at me...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 29 2008, 11:32 PM GMT

No comment about me. I'm looking at you, Aaron.

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What? I don't know anything about your boobies in order to comment! And it would be Elliot's place to do so if there was anything to say, not mine!

Quote: PhQnix @ December 29 2008, 11:34 PM GMT

I'd rather you looked at me...

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Why? Have you got massive marzipan boobies too?