What hangs over the issue of England's performance to date under Steve McLaren?
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How did Rooney do?
The boy's done tremendous
What happend to the football?
It's come over from the wing like
And what did you do?
I've stuck the nut on it
And pray what happened then?
It's flew in the top corner
Why did you scuff that shot in the second half?
The ball bobbled
What did you do to the mid-field?
We bossed it
How would you descibe the game?
A game of two halves.
How quickly did you leave the field?
Early doors
And having won how do you feel?
Over the moon
And the overall position?
We've gotta be pleased wiv that innit? You know?
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