British Comedy Guide

Hair

INT: Bathroom

Man is staring in a mirror. He strokes his full beard before reaching for the toothbrush. His WIFE appears behind him.

WIFE
Oh honey, I wish you would have a shave.

MAN
(turns and looks wife up and down) You can talk.

Camera pans out to see a body shot of his wife. She's wearing pyjamas but pubic hair is billowing out from the top of her trousers.

Not bad, you could emphasise it more by her having hairy armpits, a moustache, etc.

Or go the whole hog, and have her in a gorilla suit but with pyjamas on.

Not really a very good set up, a woman being very hairy thing is and has been done to death in the past - personally leave the premise all together.

Her being hairy isn't enough of a kicker, might I suggest.

1 She's wearing what appear to be her pyjamas. It's actually pubes.

2 She's a talking sheep.

3 She's bigfoot and Eddie Murphy runs in and shouts "Goony Goo Goo,"
Like when he was funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn26VBFMKt0

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