A PRETTY ALL AMERICAN TYPE GIRL IS STANDING NEXT TO AN ALL AMERICAN BOY OUTSIDE
HIS HOUSE, CLEARLY IT IS THE END OF A DATE.
GIRL
Gee Brad thanks for taking me to that prayer meeting, it's good to hear the good word.
BOY
Yes Tiffany the good will be saved and those liberal pinko, readers will burn for ever in a lake of fire.
GIRL
And ever and it'll be a stinky lake of fire. I wanna be a breader not a reader.
So Brad you gonna invite me in.
BOY
Er no TIffany, yawn I'm ever so tired.
GIRL
Brad it's 6pm is it your parents? Are they liberals?
BOY
No, not at all.
GIRL
Do they believe in evil-oution, that's like not saying thank you to God for making the world.
BOY
They don't think about evoloution, I mean they don't believe, they gotta go.
SLAMS DOOR AND RUNS IN
OOV BOY'S DAD SPEAKS
DAD
Was that Tiffany son? You're not inviting her in?
BOY
No dad.
DAD
You're ashamed of us aren't you?
BOY
Yes dad I am, I can never take you to church.
DAD
Why were not Jewish?
PULL BACK TO REVEAL HIS DAD IS A MONKEY WITH GLASSES SMOKING A PIPE AND READING A NEWSPAPER
BOY
That's not the point and you know it.
DAD
It's your mother you really hurt.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL MUM IN THE GARDEN IS A TYRANSAURUS REX.
MUM
Roooaaaarrr!
DAD
Quite dearest, kids today.
BOY
I hate you all, I'm going to my room and not masturbate,.